211 In Progress…

I was awoken last night by four individuals ransacking the Subaru GT. At first I wasn’t sure what it was until I heard someone yell “Yo nigga… check out what I found”. I flung myself out of bed and proceeded with getting my shit together and readying for combat to protect my property. By the time I got the front door open, a neighbour had already started the pursuit. Once I saw what these scumfucks had done to my car, a rage gripped me like no other and I jumped in the car with all the doors open and gunned it down the street.

I could see them running from the neighbour, some with Triple Bogey shirts, the others with my golf clubs and bag. When I finally caught up with them, the neighbour had two of them on the ground and the other two were preparing to counterattack him and save their friend. I drove my car as fast into them as possible, screeching the tires and creating a distraction so the neighbour could prepare to defend himself. Once they saw the cavalry, they booked off in all directions. One suspect did everything to break away. Eventually he managed to break free only to lose half of his clothes, and made a mad dash for the backyards. We hunted the scumfucks for the next thirty minutes with the golf clubs we managed to find on the street. In the end the fuckers made off with several TB golf shirts and 1 Riot Please shirt. They also got my iPod.

Brother with the Hundreds Hat…. I’ve seen you before. I’m keeping my 9 iron in the front seat for our next encounter. Your punishment comes…

p.s. I know your head is hurting today, I saw you take a few to the head before you sprinted for your life…

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