In the world of product marketing, proprietary technology is one of the great ways to bullshit educate the consumer on the product’s value. Deep in the TB Labs we’ve been creating our own technologies for years, and we’ve come up with some industry firsts. Wireless Ink™ was our first breakthrough invention. This technology was first used with 2008 prototypes and now comes standard with all Triple Bogey shirts. Our engineers and lab technicians are working day and night to bring you some of the most advanced technologies a golf shirt could have.
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I want something only I know about so I can use it to my advantage over the treacherous bastards I play with.
I was a technology whore (in golf) for a few years…then I realized I suck and should focus more on having fun than anything else. I hope TBL’s can deliver some unique shit to my arsenal of ‘where’d you get that?’ response inducing attire et al gear.
Yep… purchase any large golf publication and you won’t find one ad from any of the huge companies claiming golf is fun. The golf industry’s economy is based on false hope. Bigger, better, faster, stronger. However you package it, it still is telling golfers they can improve their game with this piece of equipment.
[...] Triple Bogey Labs has been busy developing a special type of textile for use in golf shirts to enhance and improve the wearer’s game. Scotton™ has been designed to be more wind resistant, allowing for a golfers swing to be more natural and not slowed down by clumsy wick fabric. We’ll be posting more information about Scotton™ in the coming weeks. [...]
Well said Hack. I really wish I could have this mentality all season long. About this time of the year I usually have the most fun, I usually don’t keep score and just whack the little white ball around the fairways.
Triple Bogey labs cutting eadge stuff.