What is Scotton™
Triple Bogey Labs has been busy developing a special type of textile for use in golf shirts to enhance and improve the wearer’s game. Scotton™ has been designed to be more wind resistant, allowing for a golfers swing to be more natural and not slowed down by clumsy wick fabric. We’ll be posting more information about Scotton™ in the coming weeks.
Research Funding
Beginning as a self-help program in the mid-1960s, the Cotton Research & Promotion Program was organized by U.S. cotton producers in response to cotton’s steady decline in market share. At that time, producers voted to set up a per-bale assessment system to fund the program, with built-in safeguards to protect their investments. With the passage of the Cotton Research & Promotion Act of 1966, the program joined forces and began battling synthetic competitors and re-establishing markets for cotton. Today, the success of this program has made cotton the best-selling fiber in the U.S. and one of the best-selling fibers in the world.
Administered by the Cotton Board and conducted by Cotton Incorporated, the Cotton Research & Promotion Program works to greatly increase the demand for and profitability of cotton through various research and promotion activities. It is funded by U.S. cotton producers and importers.
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It’s either serious cotton, or scotsman’s cotton or cotton that is as soft as a scrotum. Or all of the above.
All of the above. But it’s “soft as a baby’s scrotum” just to give it more umph.
I’m all hyped up over the scotton!
Yep… Scotton™ should knock about 5 strokes off of your game