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We’ve asked the question? Is your golf course too dangerous? Well look no further…

The battery operated, two million rupee ($45,000) Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart (Atac) is said to resemble a bullet-proof golf buggy with firing ports. It weighs just under half a tonne, has bullet-proof windows and contains numerous firing ports. Furthermore it is able to negotiate corridors and lifts.

Metaltech says the squat and heavily armoured vehicle can also withstand grenade blasts and last for six hours on a single charge – with a top speed of 25km/h (15mph).

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This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on February 18, 2010 at 5:54 am, filed under Coming Soon, Ghetto Golf. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Delivery…

This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on February 12, 2010 at 5:07 am, filed under 33%, Coming Soon, Heroes. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Doug…

Hoopenfaust, posted on February 10, 2010 at 3:03 am, filed under Coming Soon, Drop Science. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Expose…

This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on January 26, 2010 at 3:18 pm, filed under Coming Soon, Drop Science. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



No Sweat…

Men should never worry or complain about sweat. How the industry turned the once known polyester shirt into a new product called “moisture wicking textiles” is a great chapter in bullshit. They’ve convinced you that you are an athlete, and you need athletic “performance” apparel…when you sit in a cart and drive hole to hole. Man the fuck up.

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This is what wick textiles were designed for: Menopausal Women.

This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on November 19, 2009 at 5:32 am, filed under Coming Soon, Drop Science, The New Face. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Made With…

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What is Scotton™

Triple Bogey Labs has been busy developing a special type of textile for use in golf shirts to enhance and improve the wearer’s game. Scotton™ has been designed to be more wind resistant, allowing for a golfers swing to be more natural and not slowed down by clumsy wick fabric. We’ll be posting more information about Scotton™ in the coming weeks.

Research Funding

Beginning as a self-help program in the mid-1960s, the Cotton Research & Promotion Program was organized by U.S. cotton producers in response to cotton’s steady decline in market share. At that time, producers voted to set up a per-bale assessment system to fund the program, with built-in safeguards to protect their investments. With the passage of the Cotton Research & Promotion Act of 1966, the program joined forces and began battling synthetic competitors and re-establishing markets for cotton. Today, the success of this program has made cotton the best-selling fiber in the U.S. and one of the best-selling fibers in the world.

Administered by the Cotton Board and conducted by Cotton Incorporated, the Cotton Research & Promotion Program works to greatly increase the demand for and profitability of cotton through various research and promotion activities. It is funded by U.S. cotton producers and importers.

This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on October 22, 2009 at 4:28 am, filed under Coming Soon, Drop Science. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Science Drop…

In the world of product marketing, proprietary technology is one of the great ways to bullshit educate the consumer on the product’s value. Deep in the TB Labs we’ve been creating our own technologies for years, and we’ve come up with some industry firsts. Wireless Ink™ was our first breakthrough invention. This technology was first used with 2008 prototypes and now comes standard with all Triple Bogey shirts. Our engineers and lab technicians are working day and night to bring you some of the most advanced technologies a golf shirt could have.

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This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on October 14, 2009 at 4:34 am, filed under Coming Soon, Drop Science. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Season Two…

This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on August 14, 2009 at 10:16 am, filed under Allies, Coming Soon. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



Kikkor…

Kikkor’s mission and objective is to be different. Different because you haven’t seen a golf shoe in the marketplace that is anything like it. Gone are the days of being forced to wear the same shoes that your dad wears. Now you can play comfortably in shoes that match your individual style without sacrificing performance. It’s all coming to a store near you for Spring 2010.

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This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on August 13, 2009 at 3:51 am, filed under Coming Soon, The New Face. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



The Don…

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This entry was written by Hoopenfaust, posted on July 30, 2009 at 3:47 am, filed under Coming Soon, No Golf. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.



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