We’ve asked the question? Is your golf course too dangerous? Well look no further…
The battery operated, two million rupee ($45,000) Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart (Atac) is said to resemble a bullet-proof golf buggy with firing ports. It weighs just under half a tonne, has bullet-proof windows and contains numerous firing ports. Furthermore it is able to negotiate corridors and lifts.
Metaltech says the squat and heavily armoured vehicle can also withstand grenade blasts and last for six hours on a single charge – with a top speed of 25km/h (15mph).
I stole most of the text from here
This entry was written by , posted on February 18, 2010 at 5:54 am, filed under Coming Soon, Ghetto Golf. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
The average golf bag is just a long bucket with 6 sections to which you just throw your clubs in because, shit, golf is a fast paced sport and you need to hurry up and get to the next shot. The unbalance of the design coupled with the shoulder straps make kitting up and removing the bag an ungraceful and fatiguing movement. Even a good golfer does this movement almost 160 times during a round (and you think swinging your club makes you tired).To alleviate some of this strain on your game, you either rent or purchase a pull cart to “lug” your clubs around or better yet, you rent an electric mini car to zip around the grass fields. The status quo golf bag is so poorly designed that a sub industry was created just to solve the problem of damaged club heads. Club covers were designed to minimize damage to club heads during travel or even while just moving around the course. You now have to pony up a little more money to just solve a problem that shouldn’t need to be solved.
Then I discovered this bag. It has shocks. It has labeled club holders made from thick rubber which have great friction properties to keep your clubs from moving. It has well placed and well designed pockets that reduce the amount of “hunting” time looking for tee’s, balls or beer. Even the the open pockets for holding balls on the backside is a great solution. It has wheels built right into the bag. It even folds up to fit in the trunk of the car.
This bag even has better aesthetics than the average golf bag. If everyone keeps talking about retro fashion making a comeback in golf, why not throw a little retro styling into some of the equipment. I’m sure it’ll start happening now that we’ve mentioned it. We know we’re being watched by small and large golf companies all the time and we’ve seen our ideas, our approach and designs “borrowed”.
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An email from Robbie:
“…they got stuck on the train back with a shitload of Millwall fans on the next carriage. The Millwall fans proceeded to smash all of the windows out of the train carriage with wine bottles…”
I got picked up at 6AM to catch the train from Portslade to London. I was told to be prepared with some beers. So I bought four tall cans of Kroney.
On the train at 6:30, the fellas I was with proceeded to bring out the cans at 6:35. I followed suit. 1 hour later; arrive at London Victoria. Two cans in. 7:30am. Take the tube across London to Euston station in order to catch the train to Birmingham.
Catch the train to Birmingham at 8:45. Finish my two other cans on the train ride and the fellas head over to the bar car and grab a tall can of Carling for each of us.
10:15 arrive in Birmingham. 5 cans in. Head immediately for the Pub. Stay there until 1:30 drinking. It is beginning to take its toll, keeping up with the English Lads drinking is no mean feat. I am beginning to nurse the pints. We head over to the ground as kick off is at 3pm. Hit two more pubs on the way. Have to find away fan pubs but they are all full. Brighton has brought 7000 fans up for this match as it is rare that they get the chance to play a Premier League club in the FACup.
Huge Police presence around the ground and in Birmingham in general as there are loads of travelling away fans due to the FA Cup matches all over the country. Wolverhampton vs Crystal Palace just up the road. Crystal Palace are Brighton fans biggest rivals and they are both playing in the vicinity. Could be sticky later if we end up on the same train back to London, so I was told anyway. I then wonder how the day might unfold.
The lads told me about the last time they went to Birmingham for an away match they got stuck on the train back with a shitload of Millwall fans on the next carriage. The Millwall fans proceeded to smash all of the windows out of the train carriage with wine bottles, and these are thick double glazed train car windows we are talking about here. As they say here in Blighty, NUTTERS!! Anyway that is another story.
We get to the ground for kick off and I am in the middle of the away stands and these motherfucker’s are some of the loudest fans I have heard yet. My head hurt afterwards they sang so loud. The atmosphere was brilliant. Every time the home Keeper took a goal kick the Brighton fans said ahhhhhhhhhhhh, YOU’RE SHIT, just as he kicked the ball………hilarious.
Brighton Lost 3-2 in the end but we got to cheer a couple goals and they could have scored a third. Considering Brighton are two leagues below Aston Villa they did really well and could have easily got away with a draw. After the match we head back to a pub in the town centre for more pints before we catch the train. I begin to wonder if we will end up on the train with some Palace fans. At the train station the police presence is huge and we were privileged enough to see some real proper lads getting arrested for just being drunk, stupid and aggressive.
We get on the train and are lucky enough to be on a train full of Brighton fans. Arrive back in London at 8:30pm. Forgot to mention before we got on the train the fellas each grab a bottle of wine to drink on the way back. At this point I have had enough of drinking but they polish off their bottles handsomely. On the tube back to Victoria they said they were really glad that I came along but that I would need to learn how to drink before I came out again. Love it. Once I got off the train back in Brighton about 50 Brighton fans get off the train and break out in songs echoing all over the station, it was awesome…….football culture in this country is so unique, nothing like I have ever seen anywhere in the world, now that they have learned how to manage the violence, it is a brilliant thing to behold………the only violence is the violence on the liver……ouch my liver……..
This entry was written by , posted on February 7, 2010 at 7:32 am, filed under Go Back To Bed, Riot Please. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
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