Survivability rate for H1N1 is 99.9%… Are you afraid of getting it, or dying from it…
This entry was written by , posted on October 29, 2009 at 3:33 am, filed under Go Back To Bed. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Wireless Ink™ is an exclusive technology to Triple Bogey™ designed to gather data on our “customers” with intention of selling the data to marketing companies. This is what all the other big internet companies do, so why not grab a slice of the pie. The ink also gives out data that we use to develop other technologies, that could potentially exploit a consumer’s desire for our products. It’s all just smart business for us and our masters.
333 Series Ink™ contains nano-transceivers that transmit under IEEE 802.IX standards. Encrypted with CIA based WPAX (Protected Access Xcaliber), Triple Bogey can track your location, record your body temperature and transmit heart rate. There are other protocols communicated between the wearer and our servers but that is classified information (Lawyer requested). The 333 Series Ink™ has been designed to be as rugged a product as possible. The ink still transmits signals even when submerged under 40ft of water.
This entry was written by , posted on October 28, 2009 at 3:45 am, filed under Drop Science. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
This entry was written by , posted on October 25, 2009 at 10:48 am, filed under 33%, Knucklers. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
Triple Bogey Labs has been busy developing a special type of textile for use in golf shirts to enhance and improve the wearer’s game. Scotton™ has been designed to be more wind resistant, allowing for a golfers swing to be more natural and not slowed down by clumsy wick fabric. We’ll be posting more information about Scotton™ in the coming weeks.
Beginning as a self-help program in the mid-1960s, the Cotton Research & Promotion Program was organized by U.S. cotton producers in response to cotton’s steady decline in market share. At that time, producers voted to set up a per-bale assessment system to fund the program, with built-in safeguards to protect their investments. With the passage of the Cotton Research & Promotion Act of 1966, the program joined forces and began battling synthetic competitors and re-establishing markets for cotton. Today, the success of this program has made cotton the best-selling fiber in the U.S. and one of the best-selling fibers in the world.
Administered by the Cotton Board and conducted by Cotton Incorporated, the Cotton Research & Promotion Program works to greatly increase the demand for and profitability of cotton through various research and promotion activities. It is funded by U.S. cotton producers and importers.
This entry was written by , posted on October 22, 2009 at 4:28 am, filed under Coming Soon, Drop Science. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
We still get treated like this at many, many courses. Time to change golf community…because there are more of us coming.
This entry was written by , posted on October 21, 2009 at 5:01 am, filed under Golf Etiquette, The New Face. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
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Kamar keeps a straight face the whole time. The audio is shite because it was recorded on a telephone.
This entry was written by , posted on October 20, 2009 at 4:18 am, filed under Uncategorized. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
TYLER
Do you know what a duvet is?
JACK
Comforter.
TYLER
It’s a blanket, just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival? In the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
JACK
….consumers.
TYLER
Right. We’re consumers. We’re by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty — these things don’t concern me. What concerns me is celebrity magazines, television with five hundred channels, some guy’s name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
JACK
Martha Stewart.
TYLER
Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha’s polishing the brass on the Titanic. It’s all going down, man! So fuck off, with your sofa units and your green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let’s evolve and let the chips fall where they may. But that’s me, I could be wrong, maybe it’s a terrible tragedy.
JACK
No, it’s just stuff.
TYLER
Well, you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for a modern life.
This entry was written by , posted on October 19, 2009 at 4:08 am, filed under Go Back To Bed. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
On the blog bitches…
This entry was written by , posted on October 16, 2009 at 4:58 am, filed under Allies, Riot Please. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
In the world of product marketing, proprietary technology is one of the great ways to bullshit educate the consumer on the product’s value. Deep in the TB Labs we’ve been creating our own technologies for years, and we’ve come up with some industry firsts. Wireless Ink™ was our first breakthrough invention. This technology was first used with 2008 prototypes and now comes standard with all Triple Bogey shirts. Our engineers and lab technicians are working day and night to bring you some of the most advanced technologies a golf shirt could have.
This entry was written by , posted on October 14, 2009 at 4:34 am, filed under Coming Soon, Drop Science. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink and follow any comments with the RSS feed for this post.
*WARNING: DO NOT STEAL the rightful property of Triple Bogey™ and its members. DO NOT COPY ITS CONTENTS or the appropriate punishment shall be carried out by Bonecrusha with blessings from the Supreme Council. DO NOT BOTHER phoning the authorities as we have members within their ranks and this will only make you a target for our Agents of Change. Triple Bogey™ has been given the authority to serve these actions and execute sentences under the: KNUCKLERS LEGAL ACT (Part 1336). Section 33; of the Grand Knights Templar Of The Course penal code